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JOLT

JOLT

Definitely not derived from coca leaves. We cannot stress this enough.

$39.99

JOLT is our premium energy formula. Let us be very, very clear: it is not derived from coca leaves. It has never been near coca leaves. We don't even know what coca leaves look like. If you showed us a coca leaf, we would not recognize it. This is important.

What JOLT IS made from is a proprietary blend of B-vitamins, taurine, ginseng, and an ingredient our lab calls 'compound X' because they lost the original label. It delivers an immediate, sustained energy boost that users describe as 'extremely noticeable' and 'why is my heart doing that.'

JOLT is the preferred energy solution for professionals who need to be extremely alert for extended periods. It is 100% legal in most jurisdictions. We checked. Several times. With different lawyers.

Science Facts

Serving Size: 1 insufflation (if you dare)

Coca Leaf ContentABSOLUTELY ZERO
Energy Duration4-6 hours (or days)
Heart Rate IncreaseNoticeable
Legal StatusWe have checked repeatedly
Compound XClassified
Lawyers Consulted14

* These facts are not facts. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone with credentials.

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