Snortables
HydroSnort

HydroSnort

Like getting water up your nose at the pool, but optimized.

$14.99

HydroSnort is the world's first nasally-delivered hydration solution. We took the universally unpleasant experience of getting water up your nose and repackaged it as a wellness product. You're welcome.

Enhanced with electrolytes, minerals, and what our lab technicians describe as 'a concerning amount of sodium,' HydroSnort delivers hydration directly to your nasal mucosa. Your body absorbs it immediately, mostly because it has no choice.

Why drink eight glasses of water a day when you can snort eight carefully measured doses? HydroSnort: because your nose was just sitting there doing nothing productive anyway.

Science Facts

Serving Size: 1 insufflation (if you dare)

Hydration EfficiencyPool-adjacent
ElectrolytesAggressive amounts
Drowning RiskTechnically non-zero
Pool FlashbacksCommon side effect
Water ContentDehydrated (ironic)
Lifeguard ApprovedAbsolutely not

* These facts are not facts. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone with credentials.

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