Snortables
Tiny Nostrils

Tiny Nostrils

Children's vitamins. Now with less asbestos than our competitors!

$19.99

Tiny Nostrils is our pediatric vitamin line, specially formulated for smaller nasal passages. Each dose contains Vitamins A through K, iron, zinc, and what we're calling 'the fun stuff' (calcium, mostly, but also some glitter).

We know what you're thinking: 'Should children be snorting vitamin powder?' And the answer is: we're not doctors. But we ARE optimists, and we believe that if adults can enjoy intranasal nutrient delivery, why should kids miss out? Now with less asbestos than our competitors use!

Tiny Nostrils comes in three exciting flavors: Strawberry Sneeze, Grape Gust, and Orange You Glad You Didn't Eat This. Each packet includes a fun sticker and a child-sized Precision Delivery Apparatus.

Science Facts

Serving Size: 1 insufflation (if you dare)

VitaminsA through K (we skipped a few)
AsbestosLess than competitors!
Glitter ContentNon-zero
Pediatrician ApprovalPending (since 2024)
Fun StickerIncluded
Parenting JudgmentNot our place

* These facts are not facts. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone with credentials.

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