Privacy Policy

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Last updated: Whenever our legal team stops crying.

1. What We Collect

We collect your name, email, shipping address, nostril dimensions (for product optimization), preferred insufflation hand (left or right), and a detailed log of every product you've snorted, including timestamps, quantities, and any involuntary facial expressions captured by our website's webcam integration (which we have not disclosed until this sentence).

2. What We Don't Collect

Judgment. We are in no position. We run a company that pulverizes Thanksgiving dinners into snortable powder. If you're here, you've already made a series of choices that put you beyond the reach of conventional privacy concerns.

3. Data Sharing

We share your data with our partners, which currently include our lawyer, a guy named Dave who runs our shipping van, and an AI model that generates your quarterly "State of Your Nostrils" report. We may also share your data with regulatory bodies, but only if they figure out how to open our encrypted files (password: snortables123).

4. Cookies

We considered snortable cookies but the focus group was... unsettling. Instead, we use standard digital cookies to track your browsing behavior, purchase history, and how long you hover over the JOLT product page before closing the tab and reopening it four times. We see you. We understand. Just buy it.

5. Your Rights

You have the right to request deletion of your data. We have the right to pulverize that request into a fine powder and insufflate it. Under GDPR, CCPA, and several other acronyms our legal team pretends to understand, you may request a copy of all data we hold about you. It will arrive in powder form, consistent with our brand.

6. Security

Your data is stored on servers protected by 256-bit encryption and a guy named Dave who also does our shipping. Dave is very reliable. He has never lost a package or a database. Our security has been audited by an independent firm that we found on Craigslist and have not heard from since.

7. Changes to This Policy

We reserve the right to change this policy at any time. Changes will be communicated by updating this page, which no one reads, and by including a small note in your next shipment, which no one reads either. Your continued use of Snortables constitutes acceptance of whatever we've written here, including this sentence, which is legally binding.