BroTein

Skip the shake. Skip the stomach. Skip leg day too, we're not your mom.

$34.99

BroTein delivers 50g of whey protein isolate directly to your bloodstream via nasal insufflation. No shaker bottle. No chalky aftertaste. No 45-minute digestive window before your workout. Just pure, instantaneous gains.

Engineered for athletes who have optimized every other aspect of their routine and are now looking at their nose thinking 'what if?' BroTein bypasses the digestive system entirely, delivering amino acids to your muscles in under 30 seconds.

Each packet is formulated for pre-workout, post-workout, mid-workout, and — for our most dedicated users — during-meeting consumption. The discreet matte-black packaging ensures no one at the office will ask questions. They will have questions, but they won't ask them.