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Sunday Roast

Sunday Roast

An entire roast beef dinner, pulverized for your convenience.

$49.99

Sunday Roast is a complete roast beef dinner — prime rib, Yorkshire pudding, roasted potatoes, gravy, green beans, and a dinner roll — reduced to a fine inhalable powder through our proprietary NasalMill™ process.

Each batch begins with a restaurant-quality meal prepared by actual chefs who have no idea what we're about to do to their work. The look on their faces when the wood chipper arrives is something we've learned to live with.

Perfect for busy professionals who value nutrition but refuse to allocate jaw movement time in their productivity stack. One insufflation delivers the caloric equivalent of a full Sunday dinner. The gravy boat is optional but we include it for texture.

Science Facts

Serving Size: 1 insufflation (if you dare)

Courses Included5 (pulverized)
Gravy Boat FragmentsTrace amounts
Chef ApprovalRevoked
Yorkshire Pudding StatusPowdered
Particle Size0.3 microns
DignityNot included

* These facts are not facts. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone with credentials.

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